10 PRODUCTS TO MAKE WATCHING A LIVESTREAM FEEL MORE LIKE A LIVE CONCERT

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We all know that livestream concerts just don’t feel like the real thing. There is just something missing that is impossible to replicate… until now. Enjoy our list of products we think will make your livestream viewing experience feel just like you’re standing front row at your favorite venue or stadium.

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#1. The Tall Guy Browser Extension

Automatically places an image of a tall person in front of all videos and even moves with you in 360 videos, just like in real life!

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#2. Beer Cologne and Perfume

Apply liberally to clothes, then pour the rest of the bottle on the floor to give your whole room the truest venue feel.

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#3. Noise Creating Headphones

In addition to playing a loud conversation about someone's day at work every time your favorite song is played, the headphones also create a crowd sing-along, so there is no way you can actually hear the artists’ vocals.

#4. A Spray Bottle Full of Other People's Sweat

Looking to recreate the feeling of a small sweaty basement? How about the General Admission section of a large stadium show? Simply mist yourself throughout the livestream to replicate the feeling of complete strangers showering you in their sweat.

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#5. An Unsettling Webcam

It’s just a normal webcam, but it’s connected to some random creepy guy who just keeps staring at you. Who are they? Do you know them? Why are they staring at you like that? Nobody knows!

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#6. A Bottle of Urine

Apply to toilet seat before using.

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#7. Surge fees

Do you miss paying Uber or Lyft surge fees as you’re trying to get home after a concert? Just Venmo or Paypal Melodic Noise as you walk to your bedroom after the latest livestream. For convenience, you can even sign up for our Patreon, and we’ll take the money from you automatically each month.

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#8. An All Squats Exercise Video

Don't just sit and watch a livestream! If you want to feel the same aches of standing around on a concert floor for three hours, just follow along with our all squats exercise video, and your knees are sure to feel like they’re ready to explode. You're going to be sore in the morning!

#9. Phone Tripod

Miss watching an entire concert on your phone and missing out on an actual experience happening around you? Just set your phone on the tripod and place it in front of your computer. We know your arms are no longer strong enough to hold your phone up for the length of an entire concert anymore, so let our tripod do the work for you!

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#10. 24 Hour Texting Service

Need someone to text and complain about how bad the concert is and how much fun you're not having? Want to send a snap of the show but all your friends are asleep by 9 p.m.? Our support team will happily text you back and make plans they won't follow through on 24 hours a day!

To order these amazing products:

Simply lose your credit card and spend the entire day retracing your steps from the previous night.

And make sure to tune in to our fundraising livestream on April 2nd, starting at 6 p.m. (Central)! Get your Free tickets here: Eventbrite.

And watch the livestream here: melodicnoisemedia.com/melodic-noise-live

If you like what we are doing and would like to see more Melodic Noise Live concerts, please consider supporting us on Patreon, PayPal, or Venmo.

Review and interview by: Andrew Perrizo, Owner @PlaylistTC
Edited by: Eric Martin, Writer/Assistant Editor @eamartin95